It's chaos! Bodies are running everywhere zooming from one room to another. Clothes and shoes are flying around and every electronic device you can think of is sucking the life out of the electrical outlets. The adults are yelling from one room to another making sure no one is forgetting anything and the children are packing as if we're never returning home. Going on a vacation is hectic, no wonder we never go anywhere!
The Bahamas! The scenery is so beautiful. The air is fresh and the breeze is light. The temperature is an amazing 85 degrees. The birds are singing, the sun is shining and the locals are unbelievably friendly. Meanwhile as I'm looking around I see the faces of my family and see that every one's mouth is wide open. Their smiles are as big as the Cheshire cat. Everything is just perfect. This is going to be a vacation of a lifetime. Nothing could go wrong.
We finally make it to the hotel. It is fabulous. Everyone is claiming their space in the room and is so excited to get started with our first activity. As we're all getting our bathing suits on to head down to the swimming pool, I hear one of the kids scream. I must have jumped ten feet high! As I turned my head I saw an enormous bug roach looking thing on my son's shoulder. I immediatly swat it off and start stomping the crap out of it. Meanwhile, my daughter was coming out of the bathroom and she starts screaming. In a moments instance we were being invaded by big black hairy bugs.
All of us start running out of the room like bats out of hell. Before we could get to the elevator we see these black bugs invading the building from every side and people are racing out of their rooms in disbelief. My momma bear instinct came out in me and I raced down four flights of stairs into the lobby to give the staff a piece of my mind. Although I had a hard time catching my breathe I managed to shout out every curse word possible to find out what the hell was going on.
The staff looked at me and started to laugh. I could feel my blood boiling over. "M'am, please calm down, everything is going to be fine. " Before I could get another word out I start seeing lots of people with camera's scurring about. I see a man giving instructions and directing people on what to do and where to go. As I start to relax I'm realizing that something crazy is happening. The manager comes to me and explains that my family and I have just been a part of a scene in a major motion picture and we are going to be compensated for the inconvience.
Our family is pulled aside and we are told that we are going to be given $100,000. During our stay at the resort everything is going to be free. Food, drinks, entertainment, and a personal attendant to honor our requests for the remainder of our stay. My husband and I look at each other in awe. The directer of the film is also going to fly our family to the movie premier in Hollywood all expenses paid. As all the details are being worked out we are more than ready to start our vacation. My husband and I and all eight kids hugged each other and said, " This is the best vacation ever!"
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